This is so easy and tasty and indulgent. Buy a packet of English muffins. Not the gooey yankee thinks with berries or chocolate bits in. The cheese and black pepper, taste the difference ones from Sainsbury's are the best. A packet of smoked salmon A bunch of asparagus.
Cut the muffins in half and toast. If you haven't got a grill, brown them in a fry pan Sautee the asparagus tips in butter, no other chemic substitute thats healthier will do! Open the smoked salmon and divide the thin strips and lay on the buttered muffins. Again no artificial spread will do. After gently browning the asparagus for a few minutes, lay 4 tips on each half of smoked salmon covered muffin.
Not compulsory but accompanying this dish with an Islay malt will take you to heaven quicker than a devout repentant bishop.
Its not expensive but you can imagine your at the Ritz. Yes its that delicious but dead simple